August 2008
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“In a city of the future.
It is difficult to concentrate.
Meet the boss, meet...”
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“(six-year-old boy tries to cross street against traffic)
Father, grabbing...”
– Overheard in New York | That’s How I Get My Kix
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“We start hanging out after work smoking and just having deep conversations for...”
– I’m a pot smoking retard and my soulmate found me…but she’s married.
I loves the internet. It’s so, like, deep and shit.
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How growing up in a small town can make you a bit...
What can I say? I’m a Metallica apologist. I should rephrase that. I was a Metallica apologist. Even after the release of that fucking god-awful piece of trash known as St. Anger, I tried to claim that a few of the songs were pretty rockin’ (despite the fact that the production on that record sounds like Lars Ulrich is playing a set of pots instead of drums).
Then came the debacle...
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“All of my heroes are table tennis players. Zoron Primarach, Yan Olvavaughner,...”
– Dwight Schrute
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“The Monkees haven’t split up, they’re just going under the name of...”
– Noel Gallagher
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“I like people to know when I’m drinking coffee, so I joined Twitter.”
– James Gunn via http://twitter.com/james_gunn
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WatchTrailer for the 1986 film Iron Eagle starring Louis Gossett Jr. & Jason Gedrick.
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This is the new Oasis single, The Shock of the...
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Kate Nash does an awesome acoustic cover of ...
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Secrets & Lies
Jack: She is my lover. That's right. She's my liberal, hippy-dippy mama; my groovy chick; my old lady. She was our chief adversary during the Sheinhart Wig hearings. She wants to tax us all to death and make it legal for a man to marry his own dog. But I think what we have is special, and I'm proud of her. And I'm not going to hide it any longer. I'm Jack Donaghy, damn it! And this is my woman.
Man #1: I gave to NPR last year.
Woman: My children go to public school.
Man #2: I'm gay.
Man #3: I'm black.
C.C.: Jack, thank you so much. And I just wanted you to know that in 1984 I voted for Ronald Reagan.
Man #4: I murdered my wife.
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Did the U.S. Prep Georgia for War with Russia? |... →
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Tracy Does Conan Part 2
Tracy: I have to be charming on Conan tonight. This is my chance to redeem myself with mainstream America.
Toofer: Okay, well. Just tell us some things about your life, and we’ll try to punch it up and make it talk show-worthy.
Pete: Maybe something about you and your wife.
Tracy: Me and my wife like to play rape. She go in the bathroom and do her hair. Then, I’ll put on a ski mask…
Frank: Hey, uh, you got anything about being a dad? People eat that garbage up.
Tracy: I like to walk around my house naked, to remind my oldest son who’s still got the biggest ding-dong.
Pete: No
Tracy: Or I could tell the story of how I met Sharon Stone.
Pete: What was that?
Tracy: I was pooping in the ladies’ room at The Ivy…
Pete: No.
Tracy: I could talk about how the moon is a spy satellite put there by Oprah and Minister Farrakhan, and not the Minister Farrakhan you are thinking of.
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