Global Thermonuclear War: Archive

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Sep 30th

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Babes In Toyland - Calling Occupants of...

Sep 26th

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Sep 21st

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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-9-21)

Depeche Mode The Cure Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark Oasis The Charlatans

Sep 21st

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Headso...uh...The Denogginizer...Son of Dad

KRAMER: Oh no, no,. no. I had to fish around in the evidence room for it. You know, they're all preoccupied, trying to hunt down this new psycho-serial killer, the Lopper. All right, I'll see ya.
ELAINE: Wait a minute, wait a minute. Who is the Lopper?
KRAMER: Oh, it's no big deal. It's just some guy who's been running around Riverside park-pffff. You know, cutting people's heads off.
JERRY: How come I haven't read about this?
KRAMER: Well, you know, the police, they've been having some internal dissension about the name.
ELAINE: Really? What're the other titles?
KRAMER: Uh, Headso...uh...The Denogginizer...Son of Dad.
JERRY: Son of Dad?
KRAMER: Yeah. That was my suggestion. It's sort of a catchall.

Sep 17th

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The Comeback

George: Listen to the comeback: 'Oh yeah? Well the jerk store called. They're running outta you.'
 [Jerry, Elaine, and Kramer stare blankly at him]
George: Wha...You gotta be kidding me?!
Elaine: How 'bout this one? How 'bout, 'Your cranium called. It's got some space to rent.'?
George: What does that mean?
Jerry: Hey, here you go: 'Hey, Reilly. The zoo called. You're due back by six.'
George: No. No, no, no. You're not helping me.
Kramer: Look, just tell him you had sex with his wife. That'll kill him.

Sep 17th

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