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David Meowie

David Meowie

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Cannibananalism

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What number did you call?

Tommy: I l-left a message.

Richard Hayden: A message? What number did you call?

Tommy: Two, four, niner, five, six, seven...

Richard Hayden: I can't hear you, you're trailing off and did I catch a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie-talkie?

Tommy: No, it was cordless.

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“My uncle decided that my grandfather spent too much time in the bathroom. For Christmas, he got him a padded toilet seat so he would be more comfortable. Super awkward.” (via 5 Days To Christmas: Behind the Awkwardness «  AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com)

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Ron Paxton: As you can see, it sucks as it cuts. 
Wayne Campbell: It certainly does suck.

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