Global Thermonuclear War
My hobbies include: chasing fat kids, throwing tridents, stockpiling my own blood, and collecting gas masks.
Retro recollections of my youth.
What number did you call?
Tommy: I l-left a message.
Richard Hayden: A message? What number did you call?
Tommy: Two, four, niner, five, six, seven...
Richard Hayden: I can't hear you, you're trailing off and did I catch a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie-talkie?
Tommy: No, it was cordless.
“My uncle decided that my grandfather spent too much time in the bathroom. For Christmas, he got him a padded toilet seat so he would be more comfortable. Super awkward.” (via 5 Days To Christmas: Behind the Awkwardness « AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com)
Ron Paxton: As you can see, it sucks as it cuts.
Wayne Campbell: It certainly does suck.
